Overheard in the UK http://www.overheardintheuk.com/ en Copyright 2007 Tue, 15 May 2007 21:26:20 +0000 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2ysb5-20051201 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss I LOVE Barbie....... 17-year-old chav lad 1: I love Barbie.
17-year-old chav lad 2: You're gay.
17-year-old chav lad 1: Oh my God, a colouring book!

Where: WH Smiths, Liverpool.

Overheard by: Helen

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/i_love_barbie.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/i_love_barbie.html Tue, 15 May 2007 21:26:20 +0000 Dumbass... Bloke: I love to hear words come out of your gob, that New Yorker accent is smashing!

New Yorker: What's funny is you guys can understand everything I say, but sometimes I think you guys are speakin' in Chinese.

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/dumbass.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/dumbass.html Fri, 04 May 2007 07:05:26 +0000 Bitch... Guy: So, how was your year-off from life?
Guy two: Too short! I'm already saving up for next years' trip.
Guy: What language are you gonna learn this time?
Guy two: I've always wanted to learn Spanish.

Where: Starbucks, Victoria Street
Overheard by: Ami

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/bitch.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/05/bitch.html Fri, 04 May 2007 07:04:42 +0000 Ewwwww............... Guy: You're me mate right?
Mate: That's right.
Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate.
Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that.
Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.
Mate: Sure, but my urine's worth shit.

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/ewwwww.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/ewwwww.html Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:01:10 +0000 Cheap Bastard..... Who Wants Canned Beets?

Thrifty Guy: The trick is to only buy things that are buy one get one free.
Other Guy: Don't you find that most of those deals are for things you don't really want?
Thrifty Guy: Yeah, I still eat out like 3 times a week...
Other Guy: [Laff]
Thrifty Guy: But it's a fantastic feeling when you buy a cart of food for the price of a basket!
Other Guy: I'll give you a cart of shit for free.

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/cheap_bastard.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/cheap_bastard.html Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:59:59 +0000 Duh....no kidding! Guy: Aaaah! My pubes are showing!
Girl: The whole world did not need to see that.

Where: Bexhill College

Editor Response ( Dude, where were u born...a barn? )

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/duhno_kidding.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/duhno_kidding.html Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:48:19 +0000 Oh Gross...... Guy: God! Michelle, you really turn me on.
Girl: (shocked, puts her fingers in her ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/oh_gross.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/04/oh_gross.html Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:47:57 +0000 Some people never learn...........Freak Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak!

Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/03/some_people_never_learnfreak.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/03/some_people_never_learnfreak.html Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:01:29 +0000 OK? Guy 1: Fred would so go for you. You're his type. Look at her, don't
you think she's Fred's type?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I think you'd like Fred as well. He\'s like a mixture between
Peter Kay and Tupac. Yeah, you'd definately go out with Fred.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Fred would bust him!
Girl: Nah, my boyfriend would run him over!

Where: Hampton
Overheard by: Desiree

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/03/ok_3.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/03/ok_3.html Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:00:10 +0000 Cheese it...it's the cops! Walking outside Edgeware Rd tube station on a Saturday night, my friend and I hear police sirens.
All of a sudden, a group of miscreant youths run up the road.

Girl: Look yeah, when I say coppers, it don't mean run, it mean act normal!

From Mo

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/cheese_itits_the_cops.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/cheese_itits_the_cops.html Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:59:27 +0000 Ouch....ur mean Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak!

Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/ouchur_mean.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/ouchur_mean.html Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:42:19 +0000 Say What!!! Girl: He is so blonde, even his pubes are blonde! And people's pubes
aren't generally the same colour as their hair, so he is BLONDE!

(Editor Comment) ARE TOO! Hench the Brtish saying, "The collar doesnt match the cuff's"
DURRRRRR

Where: Hamstreet
Overheard by: Dizzy

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/say_what.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/02/say_what.html Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:38:44 +0000 Truer words were never spoken..... Teacher: If you walked out of this room and a cheese sandwich fell on
your head, it would hurt a lot less than if a grand piano fell on your
head.

Where: Thomas Peacocke School, Rye

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/01/truer_words_were_never_spoken_1.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/01/truer_words_were_never_spoken_1.html Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:02:25 +0000 smokey the who? Girl 1: Aaah! What just landed on my face?!?!?
Girl 2: I dunno!
Girl 1: It felt like a spider, but it can't have been. It landed right
on my mouth!
Girl 2: Was it a hair?
Girl 1: No, it was definately an insect.
Girl 2: Was it a bear?
Girl 1: Yes, I think it was definately a bear.

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/01/smokey_the_who.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2007/01/smokey_the_who.html Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:00:53 +0000 Too much free time... Girl 1: Aaah! There are ants crawling all over me!
Girl 2: Me too! I swear one just tried to get in my pants.
Girl 1: Well, if that happened, at least when someone said "Do you
have ants in your pants?" you could say "yes!"
Where: Hamstreet

]]> http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2006/12/too_much_free_time_2.html http://overheardintheuk.com/archives/2006/12/too_much_free_time_2.html Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:35:56 +0000