Overheard in the UK tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1 2007-05-15T21:26:55Z Movable Type 3.2ysb5-20051201 I LOVE Barbie....... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.329 2007-05-15T21:26:20Z 2007-05-15T21:26:55Z 17-year-old chav lad 1: I love Barbie. 17-year-old chav lad 2: You're gay. 17-year-old chav lad 1: Oh my God, a colouring book! Where: WH Smiths, Liverpool. Overheard by: Helen... Overheard 17-year-old chav lad 1: I love Barbie.
17-year-old chav lad 2: You're gay.
17-year-old chav lad 1: Oh my God, a colouring book!

Where: WH Smiths, Liverpool.

Overheard by: Helen

]]> Dumbass... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.328 2007-05-04T07:05:26Z 2007-05-04T07:06:16Z Bloke: I love to hear words come out of your gob, that New Yorker accent is smashing! New Yorker: What's funny is you guys can understand everything I say, but sometimes I think you guys are speakin' in Chinese.... Overheard Bloke: I love to hear words come out of your gob, that New Yorker accent is smashing!

New Yorker: What's funny is you guys can understand everything I say, but sometimes I think you guys are speakin' in Chinese.

]]> Bitch... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.327 2007-05-04T07:04:42Z 2007-05-04T07:06:16Z Guy: So, how was your year-off from life? Guy two: Too short! I'm already saving up for next years' trip. Guy: What language are you gonna learn this time? Guy two: I've always wanted to learn Spanish. Where: Starbucks, Victoria... Overheard Guy: So, how was your year-off from life?
Guy two: Too short! I'm already saving up for next years' trip.
Guy: What language are you gonna learn this time?
Guy two: I've always wanted to learn Spanish.

Where: Starbucks, Victoria Street
Overheard by: Ami

]]> Ewwwww............... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.326 2007-04-24T08:01:10Z 2007-04-24T08:01:31Z Guy: You're me mate right? Mate: That's right. Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate. Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that. Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.... Overheard Guy: You're me mate right?
Mate: That's right.
Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate.
Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that.
Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.
Mate: Sure, but my urine's worth shit.

]]> Cheap Bastard..... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.325 2007-04-24T07:59:59Z 2007-04-24T08:01:31Z Who Wants Canned Beets? Thrifty Guy: The trick is to only buy things that are buy one get one free. Other Guy: Don't you find that most of those deals are for things you don't really want? Thrifty Guy: Yeah,... Overheard Who Wants Canned Beets?

Thrifty Guy: The trick is to only buy things that are buy one get one free.
Other Guy: Don't you find that most of those deals are for things you don't really want?
Thrifty Guy: Yeah, I still eat out like 3 times a week...
Other Guy: [Laff]
Thrifty Guy: But it's a fantastic feeling when you buy a cart of food for the price of a basket!
Other Guy: I'll give you a cart of shit for free.

]]> Duh....no kidding! tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.324 2007-04-15T18:48:19Z 2007-04-15T18:50:00Z Guy: Aaaah! My pubes are showing! Girl: The whole world did not need to see that. Where: Bexhill College Editor Response ( Dude, where were u born...a barn? )... Overheard Guy: Aaaah! My pubes are showing!
Girl: The whole world did not need to see that.

Where: Bexhill College

Editor Response ( Dude, where were u born...a barn? )

]]> Oh Gross...... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.323 2007-04-15T18:47:57Z 2007-04-15T18:50:00Z Guy: God! Michelle, you really turn me on. Girl: (shocked, puts her fingers in her ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Where: Bexhill College Overheard by: Daisy... Overheard Guy: God! Michelle, you really turn me on.
Girl: (shocked, puts her fingers in her ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> Some people never learn...........Freak tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.322 2007-03-05T03:01:29Z 2007-03-05T03:02:09Z Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak! Where: Bexhill College Overheard by: Daisy... Overheard Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak!

Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> OK? tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.321 2007-03-05T03:00:10Z 2007-03-05T03:02:09Z Guy 1: Fred would so go for you. You're his type. Look at her, don't you think she's Fred's type? Guy 2: Yeah. Guy 1: I think you'd like Fred as well. He\'s like a mixture between Peter Kay and... Overheard Guy 1: Fred would so go for you. You're his type. Look at her, don't
you think she's Fred's type?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I think you'd like Fred as well. He\'s like a mixture between
Peter Kay and Tupac. Yeah, you'd definately go out with Fred.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Fred would bust him!
Girl: Nah, my boyfriend would run him over!

Where: Hampton
Overheard by: Desiree

]]> Cheese it...it's the cops! tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.319 2007-02-12T02:59:27Z 2007-02-12T03:00:04Z Walking outside Edgeware Rd tube station on a Saturday night, my friend and I hear police sirens. All of a sudden, a group of miscreant youths run up the road. Girl: Look yeah, when I say coppers, it don't mean... Overheard Walking outside Edgeware Rd tube station on a Saturday night, my friend and I hear police sirens.
All of a sudden, a group of miscreant youths run up the road.

Girl: Look yeah, when I say coppers, it don't mean run, it mean act normal!

From Mo

]]> Ouch....ur mean tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.317 2007-02-08T20:42:19Z 2007-02-08T20:42:47Z Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak! Where: Bexhill College Overheard by: Daisy... Overheard Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak!

Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

]]> Say What!!! tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.316 2007-02-08T20:38:44Z 2007-02-08T20:42:47Z Girl: He is so blonde, even his pubes are blonde! And people's pubes aren't generally the same colour as their hair, so he is BLONDE! (Editor Comment) ARE TOO! Hench the Brtish saying, "The collar doesnt match the cuff's" DURRRRRR... Overheard Girl: He is so blonde, even his pubes are blonde! And people's pubes
aren't generally the same colour as their hair, so he is BLONDE!

(Editor Comment) ARE TOO! Hench the Brtish saying, "The collar doesnt match the cuff's"
DURRRRRR

Where: Hamstreet
Overheard by: Dizzy

]]> Truer words were never spoken..... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.315 2007-01-06T09:02:25Z 2007-01-06T09:03:14Z Teacher: If you walked out of this room and a cheese sandwich fell on your head, it would hurt a lot less than if a grand piano fell on your head. Where: Thomas Peacocke School, Rye... Overheard Teacher: If you walked out of this room and a cheese sandwich fell on
your head, it would hurt a lot less than if a grand piano fell on your
head.

Where: Thomas Peacocke School, Rye

]]> smokey the who? tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2007://1.314 2007-01-06T09:00:53Z 2007-01-06T09:03:14Z Girl 1: Aaah! What just landed on my face?!?!? Girl 2: I dunno! Girl 1: It felt like a spider, but it can't have been. It landed right on my mouth! Girl 2: Was it a hair? Girl 1: No,... Overheard Girl 1: Aaah! What just landed on my face?!?!?
Girl 2: I dunno!
Girl 1: It felt like a spider, but it can't have been. It landed right
on my mouth!
Girl 2: Was it a hair?
Girl 1: No, it was definately an insect.
Girl 2: Was it a bear?
Girl 1: Yes, I think it was definately a bear.

]]> Too much free time... tag:www.overheardintheuk.com,2006://1.313 2006-12-20T22:35:56Z 2006-12-20T22:37:03Z Girl 1: Aaah! There are ants crawling all over me! Girl 2: Me too! I swear one just tried to get in my pants. Girl 1: Well, if that happened, at least when someone said "Do you have ants in... Overheard Girl 1: Aaah! There are ants crawling all over me!
Girl 2: Me too! I swear one just tried to get in my pants.
Girl 1: Well, if that happened, at least when someone said "Do you
have ants in your pants?" you could say "yes!"
Where: Hamstreet

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