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I LOVE Barbie.......
Dumbass...
Bitch...
Ewwwww...............
Cheap Bastard.....
Duh....no kidding!
Oh Gross......
Some people never learn...........Freak
OK?
Cheese it...it's the cops!
Ouch....ur mean
Say What!!!
Truer words were never spoken.....
smokey the who?
Too much free time...
Too much to drink.....
A reader writes:
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Truer words were never spoken ;-)
Stephan needs help people ;-)
I thought Mammoths were extinct?
Not as good as kindergarden paste,Yum...
Huh?????
another pint?????
Little Skeezers.....shame
Maybe with a side of nails...
Oh my...not enuff hugs I'm thinkin...
Ohh,it hurts so Good!
You go girl.....
Oh my...
Shame,Shame...
a reader rants....
A reader writes
Haa, Haaa, Haaaa...Priceless!
A night in the woods....
Meatball.....
A reader writes
A reader writes
Slippery situation...
Oh Man.....
Pigeons aye?
A reader writes
Um,Yummy...
I think it's pronounced...Beotch
too many donuts....
Oh my...
I wouldn't pay more then 2.50...
A reader writes
Spooky..
Touchy, touchy...
A reader writes
Atkins gone bad...
Hear this....
Gross
Kids nowadays...
Durr..............
Oh, Behave...
Show off...
OK...
A reader writes
I luv a woman with a nice set of spoons...
Cool, I mean, Brrrrr
Durr...I mean,Grrrrr
Too much free time...
Oh my...
Where to go, where to go....
No, this is an authentic fake...durr
A reader writes
my,my,my
Ahhhh Bjork.....Bless You.
Red Orbit Blog of the Day Award
ummmm
Ah, that's sweet...
Huh?
A word from James...
it's just the liquor talking...
ouch....expensive ouch.
OK.....
Free protein...
Okay?
A reader writes
Too much free time...
Ummm, ouch.
Sceezers....
A reader writes
A reader writes
He says, She says...
Sex,Drugs, Rock & Roll, Yeah, Baby!!!!
You want tarter sauce with that?
Who’d be an Hungarian Bartender
Alrighty then...
Oh,sexy....
A reader writes
oh, that's just mean...
A reader writes:
OK.....
Eeekk, Sharks!
ohhh, sweet.
Who’d be a bartender:
Magical mystery tour...
text this...
Uhh, OK.
Quiz night in my pub
A reader writes:
Sorry, my bad.....
I'm melting......
Tough love...
Overheard in my pub (I’m a barman)
Trolls...Cool!
mmmm.........
Oh, Behave...
Too much caffeine me thinks....
Who...
A reader writes:
Dangerous times....
Ouch,ouch,ouch.....
Ummm, Donuts...
Roundabout this...
Who's driving?
Meow...
Teachers pet...
Where are we?
Who are you callin a tart...
God save the ...
Just one sniff...
There can be only one...
Easy pickins...
A rolling stoner gathers no moss...
Chicks...go figure?
Wet Dreams...
Anger issues...
Thumbs up dude....
I Ate What?
now that's just crap...
Dorothy's slippers...
Yuck...
Sniff this...
A good old grab...
Pimpin the Mars Bars...
Baa Baa What?
I'll show you my boobs!
Ruperts new dancin shoes..
A reader writes
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And Daisy Got a Pad and a Pen
And Then There Was Daisy...
Got Ritalin?
Hold the Pickle
So What Are Those Suckers You're Sportin', Guy?
And Now It's Time To Get You Drunk, Lady
Someone Needs Nicorette
Strapped
Hee Haw
I Just Call Her
You Have 4568 Boyfriends!
Yeah...
Hmmm..
More Kids...
Must Be Nice
Since Starting Her Furburger Diet
Like Son, Like Father
Mainline? We Thought You Said Streamline.
I'll Have the Shorthair With A Side of Terrier
On Safari
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...Spring.
What A Deal!
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
What's Going on in London?
It's Called English, Darling
See Ya
The New Counterfeit
Another Brokeback Joker
The Ugly Factor
If Your Leg Broke, Hop Up on Your Good Foot
Blender, Check. Straw, Check. Dinner, Puree.
Grandpa?
Welcome to the Real World
Must Have Been the Leather Seats
Then Why's It Called The John?
I Want to Suck Your Blood
A Man of Few Words
Can She Do Headstands?
At Ease Drummer Boy
Robert Palmer Lives On...
And During the Formation of the Solar System...
Groundhog Day
Nice Alarm Clock
Could You Draw Me a Picture?
But I Have My Head in There
Eating Cow Pies Are We?
Condom Wrappers on the Street
Coca Tea at Noon
"...I get older, they stay the same age."
Blame it on the Alcohol
S-O-S
Flushed Your Brain? Hope You Wiped
Some MILF with Your Meat?
And with the Right Approach, He Could Be
How About Having A Bastard?
Ups and Downs
What About the Black Dog vs the White Cat?
The Revenge of Miki Mouse
Extra Credit: Spawn My Child
All Your Denby Are Belong To Us
Lost Yer Shagbag?
How About My Clam Shells?
So A Porpoise and A Seaman Walk into a Bar
At Least He Didn't Wake Up in His Own Vomit
Ring in the New Year With Wines & Spirits
Better Than A Calculator Watch
Not Allergic to Incest Though
He Isn't?
Sure Isn't Blue
The Old Or New Series?
I'm A Oven Man
Atleast She Didn't Say Daddy
Must Be Rodent Week
Time To Call P.E.T.A?
Slippery When Wet
And They Wear Their Teams' Turbans To Games
So What's The Cup-holder For?
WHOUPS! We Did It Again.
Lovely Beauty Mark, How Can I Get One?
Yarma-Yarma-Yarma-Yarma-Yarmulkameleon
Quiet Baby, Let Me Sing You A Song
Wish You Had Your Calulator Watch, Don't You?
I Don't Know What You're Talking About
Mole Men Seen In Subways
The Stone, Yes. The Sword...No.
Nice Save Daddy-O
Can I Get Wings On My Pizza Then?
Crossexual Trainers
Just Gherkin His Chain
Engage In Conversation Only
I Only Paid £300 For My Free iPod
So You Nothing
Caution: Biohazardous Materials
Nice To See Cleaning Crews Go Above and Beyond
Wha'chu Tryin'a Say???
And This Is A Brick
Sarcasm, With A Touch of White, Coming Up
Dogs Didn't Get The Name From The Food...
It's Just This Booger In My Mocha
Not As Bad As The Shoe Box
You're Like The Dream Girl I Treated Like A Sister
And Then Man Discovered Fi...lm
Peter Pan Lives
Then I'll Take Your Feces
So That's How They Decide
Better Study Up On Your Hindu
Stupid Nerds
You Da Bomb, No You Da Bomb
New Vibrating Seats
Momma Da Big Pill Poppa
We've Seen Better Dungeons
New Meaning to Shedding Skin
Who Wants Canned Beets?
What About My Civil Rights?!
Your Breasts Are So Chic
A Confession (of sorts): Who Am I?
Moo
At Least I'm Not Blonde
Confession: I'm Lovin' It
So You Thought You Were Feeding The Children?
The Forbidden Text
The Irrelevant Mind
I Live & Work Here, But I'm French At Heart
It's That Time of the Month
Mash Keys For Assistance
It Looks Like We Need Metal Detectors
You Talk The Talk, But Can You Suck My...
Bums Are Funny
Wanna Play With My Jukebox?
Freshly Baked Buns
Time To Get A Watch
Maddam, You're a Bitch
Your Secret's Safe With Me
Great Business Sense
Let's Go To Your Parents House and Find Out
Say, Where's My Stop?
The Circle of Life
Maybe Not...
What's A Field Without Any Grass?
Ignorance Is Bliss
It's What's Inside That Counts
Look Like This Dry-Erase Board, Please.
Adults Only
That's Hot. Jack It Off.
It's Fixed This Time, I Promise!
Danish Pr0n
Press 7 To Delete This Message
Stuck Up a Ladder
Lousy Pirates
2003 UB313
Equal Opportunity
For Childrens-Sake
Like, Like, Fits Anywhere
My Right-Hand Woman
Tea-time II
Lost Submissions!
Shitty Boyfriend?
Amazing Fashion Sense
Tea-time
Mmm... Bacon
Me Love You Long Time
The Radiohead Factor
I Laugh to Hide My Tears
Isn't that that black guy from that thing?
Overwhelmed
Not everyone can wear a trench coat in the summer and run from the police
Her Majesty's Turbans
So fresh and so dirty, dirty
Yeah... she was pissed.
Extreme Leftists
A Confession: The Return of Shaggy
Wave of Stupidity
Japanese Car?
Shagging Your Boss Is Like Shagging Your Landlord
All Ears on the UK