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July 18, 2005
Shagging Your Boss Is Like Shagging Your Landlord
The Background:
I was shagging my boss, and through him I was renting one of his friend's apartments; my landlord was his friend.
The Story:
I was out at dinner one night with a friend of mine. As we were
eating/chatting I heard a guy at the table behind me (i.e. facing my friend) mention the name W as he chatted. As it's an uncommon name my ears pricked up.
He then mentioned the name M (W's wife's name).
I told my friend to shut up and check out the guy at the table doing the talking. I described my landlord (some quite specific features) - he said it was him.
My landlord then went on to say: "I'm pretty sure that W will never find out about M and my's affair". Ha ha ha ha! Little did he know!
The Nutshell:
M is the boss's wife. I was shagging him, and she was shagging my landlord. Ho ho ho.
Posted by Overheard at July 18, 2005 12:22 AM