17-year-old chav lad 1: I love Barbie.
17-year-old chav lad 2: You're gay.
17-year-old chav lad 1: Oh my God, a colouring book!

Where: WH Smiths, Liverpool.

Overheard by: Helen

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Bloke: I love to hear words come out of your gob, that New Yorker accent is smashing!

New Yorker: What's funny is you guys can understand everything I say, but sometimes I think you guys are speakin' in Chinese.

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Guy: So, how was your year-off from life?
Guy two: Too short! I'm already saving up for next years' trip.
Guy: What language are you gonna learn this time?
Guy two: I've always wanted to learn Spanish.

Where: Starbucks, Victoria Street
Overheard by: Ami

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Guy: You're me mate right?
Mate: That's right.
Guy: I need something important from you... I wouldn't ask if you weren't me mate.
Mate: Alright, anything for you. You know that.
Guy: I need your urine as soon as possible.
Mate: Sure, but my urine's worth shit.

Posted by Overheard at 08:01 AM | Permalink

Who Wants Canned Beets?

Thrifty Guy: The trick is to only buy things that are buy one get one free.
Other Guy: Don't you find that most of those deals are for things you don't really want?
Thrifty Guy: Yeah, I still eat out like 3 times a week...
Other Guy: [Laff]
Thrifty Guy: But it's a fantastic feeling when you buy a cart of food for the price of a basket!
Other Guy: I'll give you a cart of shit for free.

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Guy: Aaaah! My pubes are showing!
Girl: The whole world did not need to see that.

Where: Bexhill College

Editor Response ( Dude, where were u born...a barn? )

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Guy: God! Michelle, you really turn me on.
Girl: (shocked, puts her fingers in her ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA!
Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

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Girl: Oh my God! That guy is wearing SOCKS! What a freak!

Where: Bexhill College
Overheard by: Daisy

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Guy 1: Fred would so go for you. You're his type. Look at her, don't
you think she's Fred's type?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I think you'd like Fred as well. He\'s like a mixture between
Peter Kay and Tupac. Yeah, you'd definately go out with Fred.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Fred would bust him!
Girl: Nah, my boyfriend would run him over!

Where: Hampton
Overheard by: Desiree

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Walking outside Edgeware Rd tube station on a Saturday night, my friend and I hear police sirens.
All of a sudden, a group of miscreant youths run up the road.

Girl: Look yeah, when I say coppers, it don't mean run, it mean act normal!

From Mo

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