Wife found some good links for inspirational stuff…The Master Key System finally on MP3 and they give you 3 free chapters to listen too, pretty sweet. And for Us merchants looking for an online merchant accounts , seem like straight shooters..

New Zealand jails German underwear gecko smuggler

A German man who tried to smuggle 44 live geckos and skinks out of New Zealand in his underwear has been sentenced to 12 weeks in jail.

The Christchurch court heard Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, had sewn pouches into his clothing to hide the protected animals as he had gone through the airport.

Officials said the lizards could have sold for up to $2,000 (£1,239)each.
Kubus had pleaded guilty to capturing the animals, but said they were for his own collection and not for sale.

( Yeah, I always knew Germans we weird…maybe he just like the way it felt! )

Welsh girl: I have lots of socks with cows on…
English girl: Yeah I bet you have lots of socks with sheep too
Welsh girl: Yeah! I do actually!

( Thanks Dani )

I was looking to refinance some crap and needed to find the best secured credit card deal for a credit challenged sibling,and then the old lady pulls up and ad for some black diamond engagement rings cranky…we’re already married, why the hell do I need to buy anymore rings, and right after she belted me with the pillow she reminded me of an upcoming anniversary…ok, my bad

Got the cutest girls sleeping bags for my niece the other day over at Harrods…I was first looking for a 2 person sleeping bag for both of the kids but then I remembered how much they fight so settled on a Disney princess fairy bag..cute

I told you I was building a TV cabinet for the new plasma and need to do some detail work on it…anyone have any suggestions on either the dremel rotary tool or the fein multimaster tool need it for some fine scrolling work around the doors and crap. If anyone has ever used one or the other let me know aye….

Two Frenchman on the tube, discussing alcohol.

A: “I can’t have alcohol in the flat, it’s part of my parole agreement.”
B: “Parole? Oh well, I’m sorry to hear that Francois.”
A: “Yeah, it’s not so much the drink; I just need a sip and I just gotta smoke some crack.”
B: “Well, we can’t all be perfect.”
A: “And then I wanna shoot someone.”
B: “Ahh Francois, I’m sure you’re doing the best you can, like we all are.”

Went to this blokes house over the weekend…the kind of guy with too much money for his own good, and kinda a nerdy dude, luvs his gaming consoles. So this is what the little bitch got setup, he has an xbox 360 hooked up to a 60 LCD HDTV and just go a new playseats evolution gaming seat and got some of the sweetest earphones for when his little woman is sleeping, I had never seen them before or herd of them, but they are shure se530 sound isolating earphones i can’t believe what he spent on them but they were worth every penny….think I’m gonna give him a wedgie and take his lunch money before I leave..cranky

Two rich old ladies in the national gallery.
Lady One: “What’s the name of that shop, dear? You know the one…run by arabs.”
Lady Two: “Harrod’s, dear.”

(Ed Note: OK, that will be enough of that…)

Who say’s I can’t park Here?

Mind your own damn business….

My sister lives about an hour outside London and her old man lost his job over 6 months ago and she called me up couple a weeks ago cause of all the collection agency harassment ,man, some people can’t catch a break. Why can’t the government do something to keeps those stinkin jackals off peoples backs until they get back on their feet? ok..done with rant, we all been there, but if I see one of them pencil neck tools in the street I’m gonna punch them in the throat.
(Admin Note: We do not condone violence in any way, but it would be funny to punch a solicitor in the throat, don’t u think?)

This is funny but I know I should feel bad, BUT I DON’T. My brother inlaw sent me a gift certificate for some power tools that I didnt want, I got a Makita 18V Drill and a Makita Impact Driver and sold them on Ebay! I guess next Christmas I get coal…oh, well. Thank you paypal

Since the little woman let me get a new TV over the holidays I promised I would make a new cabinet for them, pretty good with my hands and needed to pull out my old router and clean it up, probably have to get some new bits since I haven’t touched this beast in years, my only decisions now is whether to go with cmt router bits or freud router bits? If anyone has any feedback let me know before I go and get them huh….I know it is probably 6 of one half dozen of another but everyone has their preferecne based on experience. Got to make this a sweet cabinet..will post a pic when done.

I always wondered how they knew….

So now that the new year is upon us it is time to replace thos household necessities that have gone to the appliance graveyard in the sky or backyard…the first item of choice for the little woman is a Dyson Ball Vacuum , I don’t even know what a ball vacuum is, and this is a perfect segway for a blue joke but I aint touchin that one, and the next is replace our dead disposal with somehting that eats instead of spits….at least I know something about those, and my choice is a Waste king garbage disposal so the battle begins….will it be a reliable disposal or something that vacuums my balls?

My brother in law from the states sent me a gift certificate for either a milwaukee circular saw or any milwaukee cordless tools I wanted…..and you know what…God Bless the little wanker, I have never cut or cordlessed anything in my life nor do I intend too, so I graciously accepted and am gonna sell them on Ebay…LOL, I know I should feel bad, but I dont!

Too much snow and I’m tired of looking at this crappy 36″ tv so the little woman said we could brave the snow and get a new tv for the soccer matches, I have been looking at the 46kdl and then some wanker tells me about the  tcd649090 by tivo and thats lookin pretty damn sweet….will let you know what I decide…new tv, hooray!

Overheard at Heathrow…

American tourist #1: ‘Wow! England’s full of GOTHS!’
American tourist #2: ‘Yeah, it’s legal in this part of London.’

( damn tourists

My wifes brother is a big camping, hiking extreme sprots fan and he goes hiking all ove the world so for this Christmas I thought I would break open the piggy bank cause he said he had never used any kind of water filter when he was hiking and just drank from streams and stuff like a dog…after reading some stuff I thought I would be a stand up guy and bought him a Katadyn pocket water microfilter so he wouldnt get hit with all those water borne virus and crap, this was an expensive little bitch especialy for a wanker of a brother in law, and u know what the little douche did? He returns it cause he says he wanted a camelbak hydration pack Yeah, that’s the ticket…..hope u get diarrhea and see you next Christmas tosser..

Now that winter is upon us and we are freezing our chestnuts off it is important to remember that if you are driving in this horrid weather to be carful for tots and dogs running in the street, damn little tossers are going to get run over if there not careful…more when it stops snowing….damn its cold. Best secured credit card

Ok, the little women said we had to go shopping this weekend for the extended family and I know is still a month and a half away but this is one area I agree with here and better early then late….Dad has always been an outdoor guy and and has a lake cabin that he spend the better part of the summer at and some of his equipment is getting as old as him..so its either a new Mcculloch Chain Saws or Echo chain saw or he has been hinting for a used log splitter…not sure which way to go but will drop some hints over the weekend, as we will be driving him up to Cornwall to visit some old coots…will keep updated.

Bloody hell…the misses wants me to waste a perfectly good Sunday away from cricket to go shopping…..

Now I’m not being a bloody grinch I just need ti unwind from the week and she know how I hate shopping fighting the little trolls and their mums…I told here we could just compare satellite tv from the comfort of our own flat but said NO.

Then I suggested getting her old man a rigid table saw for Christmas, the old duffer has a woodshop in his garage and is in fact pretty good…she said she would think about it…cranky

Ten years ago, London built a temporary, celebratory monument-cum-tourist draw: the Millennium Wheel. Now known as the London Eye, this majestic wheel has since proven its worth as a tourist draw and as a now integral part of London’s skyline, on par with major landmarks like London Bridge and Big Ben. The Eye draws huge crowds as its capsules make their thirty-minute journey from the base of the wheel to its apex (from which groups of approximately thirty people per capsule are able to view the grand vista of London spreading out below them) and back again.

Whether as part of a general sight-seeing tour or as the setting for a special occasion (units can be rented out, at not-insignificant cost, for celebratory events), the London Eye has cemented a place in the hearts and minds of Londoners and tourists alike. Visitors to the capital often go out of their way to visit the Eye, since the South Bank (where the Eye is located) is less developed as a tourist attraction than the northern part of the city. With recent developments taking place along the South Bank, however, tourists can now find a hotel – some of which carry hefty discount rates – within a few minutes’ walk of this magnificent monument.

And if you are in Lodon for the holiday season don’t forget to get to Harrods for some kiddie shopping, and one of the best buys this year is Bob the Builder Toys for the kid in all of us..

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You might not have felt advantageous being a tenant up till now. But surely a tenant will feel privileged enough when he comes to know about tenant loans UK. There are loans especially meant for UK tenants which can help and give you financial assistance whenever you need. And unless you have a 0 interest credit card that you can max out for the purchase you need to find other options..

Tenant loans UK are offered to all non-homeowners living in UK. These loans separate themselves from other loans as they are offered only to tenants, and they do not require any collateral. So, tenants do not need to worry about security and risking their property.

Since these loans are available without any collateral, the loan lenders, before giving you the loan, would like to confirm about your repayment capability and thus ask you to fulfill certain criteria which you require to fulfill. These are: [click to continue…]

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You are think you want to start a business in the UK, but you are not quite sure where to start. Well let`s take a look at what you have to do so you have a better idea of what you need to do. You will need money for the filing fee, all necessary forms and an address in the area. And if you plan on importing a vehicle with you when you move that is another headache altogether, I had a friend that had an old Harley and was looking for Harley Davidson motorcycle parts so he could restore his bike but had problems with the export office..

First you need to have an address in the UK. The address can be in England, Scotland or Wales; this will be the official company address. If you live in the UK you will not have a problem with this. If you do not live in the UK you can pay an annual fee to a solicitor to use their office address. If you chose to do this you will be responsible for leaving a copy of all company documents at this address.

Before you leave the city after finding your new dream house don’t forget to stop by and get a fresh hot dog from one of the local vendors, I dont know if it the hot dog steamers they use or the city air that makes them so delicious..

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Where it is
England is perhaps the country most people first think of when they think of the United Kingdom. It borders both Scotland and Wales and almost 50 million people live in there, which is over 80% of the UK’s total population.

Major cities include London (the capital), Birmingham, Sheffield, Leeds, Newcastle, and Manchester. London is one of the most well-known cities in the world and for many is representative of the whole of England, if not the whole of the UK. I would be happier if they had more harbor freight coupon in their stores… [click to continue…]

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United Kingdom is one of the most attractive destinations for immigrants in Europe. On 2005 alone, more than 300,000 immigrants came to live in UK. This means that UK is becoming more of an immigrant country like the United States of America. The population is now more diverse, though this is only felt in cities. But still, majority of the population are British natives and their culture is still prevalent in their society and many are looking for financial support for their families.

Still, United Kingdom has a lot to offer to immigrants. One great thing about their culture is their high-level of tolerance of other cultures and lifestyles. It only means that they are not racist and you can live out your life the way you want to. Job opportunities for immigrants and workers are as equal as those who are UK citizens plus the fact that you really get good salaries whether you are a laundry man or a supervisor. [click to continue…]

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Life in London is tough. My friend moved to London after just finishing University. The experience is second to none but is it too much of a hectic place to live? Getting a job in London is hard enough to find considering there are so many people out there. My friend moved to a very central area of London called, Kensington. It is quite expensive to live and taking in to account that he doesn’t have a job, it doesn’t seem to make much sense! And to make matters worse sometimes there is no hot water for showers, it is bloody awful when you can’t jump in warm shower when you want and it’s got to the point he wants to install a Bosch Electric tankless water heater or a cheaper Rinnai Water heater I am daft if I know what they are but if his ass is cold go for it…

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